Showing posts with label Cherubs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cherubs. Show all posts
Friday, June 17, 2011 0 comments

I Use Motorized Scissors and Eat Burritos

We were doing yard-work for the house. The house is on the market. I feel sad and full of Taco Bell.

My father had me do the edges of the yard, because the Realtor was coming over to take pictures, and it had to look good. So, I was hunched over, like I was the Hunchback of Las Vegas. Good thing I'm not. So, consequently, my leg hurts. I had fun. Later, we went to Taco Bell and I had one of those "Big Box Meals". My mom promptly ate one of my tacos, and I had to get another one for me and one for my sister. I said, "2 MexiMelts, please." But then, my  sister quickly said, "And one Soft Taco." So, I was stuck with two MexiMelts. What do you do?

I know. Eat them.  And, I did.

One last thing.

I have been making some site changes. I now have a Favicon, or, one of those small pictures next to the title or address of the site. Yay! I also have a logo, if you haven't noticed. Thirdly, I have posted a search and follow by email add-ins. At the top, I have posted a poll.

May the odds be ever in your favor, and remember, tomorrow  is another big, big, day!
Thursday, June 16, 2011 0 comments

Libraries mean Hunger Games

 Today I went to the library. I got some books and read. I later acted crazy.

But, I have something tugging at the wires of my brain. And, my brain is precariously perched on the brink of insanity. If tugged one way, it could be pushed or pulled away to or from the edge.

In this case, it was closer to the brink of destruction.

I love the Hunger Games trilogy.

Really bad.

And a movie is coming out in 2012. I'll keep you updated.

I digress. I have to go over to a friends house, while parents go to a party, for helping at Sunday School at church.

I'm not excited.
Saturday, June 11, 2011 2 comments

Crazy Cherub Lady

So, as you might know, I strongly dislike cleaning. Today was no different.

My story starts with procrastination.

All was fine, procrastination-wise, other than a few mishaps with a lamp filled with Lego's and an airplane. Until lunch that is. After lunch, my mother (the one with the hyper-microwave cleanliness? Yeah, her.), after she had mopped and it had dried, she yelled,

"Oh my sweet cherubs!! Time to clean!"

At that point, you break out into a crisp form of laughter. One that is created from sheer weirdness and joy, for you haven't heard something that weird in, well, forever. So, I said, "Why don't you say that in the airport?" So, she went right back at me. "Oh sweet cherubs! Come get in line!"


If you ever visit www.thejibbles.com you'll know that cherubs are horrible, evil creatures, that will do anything to get their hands on some headcheese. That's were we come in! New Cherub-B-Gone will solve your pesky cherub problems! Now available everywhere you shop!

I probably haven't told you, but I'm a HUGE Owl City fan... (What? A guy likes Owl City?!?)
This makes me of the utmost excited for his new album, All Things Bright and Beautiful. And in this album, a song called "Plant Life" An odd name for a song, isn't it?  Well it describes it perfectly.

Just Google it, and you'll find my favorite version, it's by Matt Thiessen (part of Relient K) performing "Plant Life"as an opening act in Owatonna, MN on Halloween...



Have a good day folks, and remember your Cherub-B-Gone!



 
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