A Game and Some Exhaustion

So, in the past week, I have finished a book called Ender's Game and battled an extreme form of exhaustion called jet lag. Ugh.

I guess I should start with the book.

Ender's Game  is about a boy named Ender who was selected for a special school. This school,, the Battle School, was created for finding the perfect commander for an upcoming attack to wipe out the only other intelligent race in the galaxy. In Battle School he became commander of an army of other students in the Battle School's game. He excelled. He then moved on to Command School to see if he was ready to command a real army. Here he plays simulations.

I'm not going to give you any more or I'll ruin the story.

However, I'd give this book a 4.8 because there were a few phrases that you have to figure out before the end, and I had the author's definitive edition! The book was very good though.

Now, back to exhaustion.

After 9 holes of golf at 7, I hopped on a plane and flew all the way across the country to get home at 10 p.m.(Vegas Time) To me, it felt like 12:00 p.m(South Carolina time). After the bowl of cereal or bagel or whatever I had (I can't remember) I fell asleep and awoke at 7:30 a.m. (Vegas Time), I felt tired yet back on track. My parents were the exact opposite.

I'm now off to other thoughts, so I should say a humble goodbye:

Goodbye  readers! I'm sorry I kept you waiting!

Fin,
    Andrew S.

There They Go.

I just watched my grandpa and sister drive away in the golf cart.

Without me.

Well,that's fine. I'm goign to see fireworks tonight anyway. I want to get this thing called and "Off Clip-On" like my sister has, because I strongly dislike mosquitos. And, if any mosquitos are reading this, I'm not declaring war on you, so don't attack me.

I'll record video of the fireworks tonight and I'll hope I can post it.

At the airport, my posts, mysteriously, didn't do what they are named after. Post.
I had some good pictures, but sadly, but they were attached and the posts didn't post.

However I took good pictures of take off and once I get back to Las Vegas I'll post them. Since I'm hoping to get into Publications (a fancy word for "Yearbook Class")next year, and if I do, I'll use those if they make me show off my skills.

Today, I played with this cool thing called "Fart Putty". Of course they don't put that on the label, but they say, "Flarp!" and, "Noise Making Putty". Trust me it is truly hilairous. The reason I did this and nothing else, was, of course, jet lag. I recover from it really fast, so now, I feel awesome. I watched TV and talked all day, so I feel really rested.

Southwest is a really good airline, and they treat their customers fairly and not like caddle so thanks Southwest.


I am currently listening to "Kamikaze" by Owl City on Music Beta (by Google) and blogging.

Also, I'm getting some of the best of South Carolina's world-class hospitality, at my grandma's.

And, no, this is not sarcasm.

May the odds be ever in your favor,
Andrew

Crazy Cherub Lady

So, as you might know, I strongly dislike cleaning. Today was no different.

My story starts with procrastination.

All was fine, procrastination-wise, other than a few mishaps with a lamp filled with Lego's and an airplane. Until lunch that is. After lunch, my mother (the one with the hyper-microwave cleanliness? Yeah, her.), after she had mopped and it had dried, she yelled,

"Oh my sweet cherubs!! Time to clean!"

At that point, you break out into a crisp form of laughter. One that is created from sheer weirdness and joy, for you haven't heard something that weird in, well, forever. So, I said, "Why don't you say that in the airport?" So, she went right back at me. "Oh sweet cherubs! Come get in line!"


If you ever visit www.thejibbles.com you'll know that cherubs are horrible, evil creatures, that will do anything to get their hands on some headcheese. That's were we come in! New Cherub-B-Gone will solve your pesky cherub problems! Now available everywhere you shop!

I probably haven't told you, but I'm a HUGE Owl City fan... (What? A guy likes Owl City?!?)
This makes me of the utmost excited for his new album, All Things Bright and Beautiful. And in this album, a song called "Plant Life" An odd name for a song, isn't it?  Well it describes it perfectly.

Just Google it, and you'll find my favorite version, it's by Matt Thiessen (part of Relient K) performing "Plant Life"as an opening act in Owatonna, MN on Halloween...



Have a good day folks, and remember your Cherub-B-Gone!